Happy Birthday, Hef!

Just wanted to wish my colleague and dear friend Hef a Very Happy Birthday today.

Upon reflecting on milestones like these, one wonders why such eloquence, insight and empathy that is evident in Hephestaus is not more evenly distributed among Mankind. Such questions may remain hard to answer, but I at least, retain the good fortune of first-hand experience for these last thirty-one years @ G.E.

Huzzah, Mr. Gray! And many more!!!

Carl Bessemer

I love distractions at work, but...

 Andrew I enjoy a bit of tomfoolery and a good knock - knock joke, but I don't believe this is the appropriate forum for your particular brand of humor. Also, as the bard said "Brevity is the soul of wit"; There is no need for you to go on and on in such a florid and meticulous way. I love the colorful anecdotes of the Hibernian people and I know your sainted day is nearly upon us, but please tone it down especially as we approach our yearly meeting with the Eurasian division of GE Intl. They may misinterpret your jocularity as a threat.

Good Day,

Cnsglr. Grey

From the Sports Desk....

So Sad it is funny. This is classic.